A full example of Mimi's AI group chat report on a fictional 6-friend ski-trip chat: who carries the group, awards for everyone, receipts and advice. Get yours →
Mimi read all 657 messages
Ski trip organiser carries a chaotic groupDarling, I read all 657 messages and this group runs on one cat-herder: you, Maya. You started 68.1% of conversations and sent 32.3% of every message, and when you went quiet for a sleep or a bus ride, everything else quietly stopped too. The good news is the trip actually happened, the cabin was booked by Jan 12, and the hot tub photos are frankly obscene in their joy. The bad news is that Kenji has been paying you back since 2023.
“You planned it, you chased it, and somehow you still don't own Gerald.”
Who carries this chat?
Maya sent 212 messages, 32.3% of the chat, and started 68.1% of conversations. Kenji sent 145 and started only 14.9%, which tells you who was holding the spreadsheet.
Interest index: who starts, who replies fast, who double-texts, who asks.
The face-off
| Maya | Kenji | Rosa | Priya | Ben | Leo | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Texts first | 68% | 15% | 6% | 4% | 4% | 2% |
| Typical reply | 1 min | 1 min | 1 min | 1 min | 1 min | 1 min |
| Double texts | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Replies after 24 h+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Questions | 12 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 2 |
| Love words | 0 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 0 | 2 |
| Late-night msgs | 1 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Top emojis | 🙏 🙄 | 😂 🫡 😭 | 😭 😂 🙃 | 🥹 🎿 🥺 | — | 😅 😳 😂 |
How it went, week by week
You made a poll, a spreadsheet and a Splitwise group in one week. Maya's 'I made a group on splitwise. join it, all of you, now' is the most hopeful sentence in this chat.
Leo went silent from the poll until Jan 19, and Kenji named the karaoke machine Gerald on Jan 16. Maya's 'I'm going to mute this chat until February' on Jan 25 is the most relatable message ever sent.
A 5-seater, a bread van and a snowstorm later, the trip actually happened. Priya's 'best weekend ever' appears in the chat like a heartbeat, and Rosa's stars voice notes became legend.
Within hours of getting home you were already planning the next chalet, and Ben finally said 'in' for the first time in 657 messages.
The week it changed
Before the trip the group's weekly volume was steady but transactional, with Maya at 44 then 30 then 37 messages across weeks of logistics. After Feb 9 the chat jumped into a loving, joke-filled rhythm, with Priya and Rosa sending the warmest lines of the whole history.
best weekend ever!!! thank you all so much 😭 love you guys
What the group keeps letting slide
The cast
You are the reason this trip existed, and you know it, which is why you keep threatening to mute us. Your 0-minute median reply time means the group never had to wait for you.
“ben that's the most you've ever asked”
You are the group's comedy engine, naming Gerald and turning every money message into a bit. Your payments arrived at 23:58 and on the drive home, and you know it.
“i'm a man of my word”
Your 6-minute voice notes about the sauna and the stars are the emotional backbone of this chat. Your 11 sorries show a big heart, and I want you to know you were loved for every single one.
“it's about the sauna”
You said 'love you guys' 39 times and meant every one. You took the ugly drive, the late flight and the bad car news without a fight, and the group is better for it.
“love you guys so much already”
You sent 66 messages averaging 1.2 words, and your 'ok' is basically a Morse code of commitment. You came through though: deposit paid, chains packed and 'in' for next year.
“ok”
You vanished for nearly three weeks and then came back with 'what did I miss' at least nine times. You are loved, but the group is still keeping score, and Maya owns the spreadsheet of your debts.
“what did I miss”
The awards
You made the poll, the split, the car sheet and the Splitwise group, and you're still not done.
You named the karaoke machine Gerald on Jan 16 and then tried to bring him to the airport.
You wrote 'love you guys' 39 times and 'best weekend ever' on Feb 16, and we believed you every time.
Your 6-minute sauna note on Jan 10 is the longest single message in the group's history.
You averaged 1.2 words per message, and 'ok' appeared more often than any other word from you.
You went quiet from Jan 10 to Jan 19 and asked 'what did I miss' nine times afterwards.
You said 'I'm gonna cry' about a hot tub photo on Jan 9, and I believed every word.
The receipts
The moment the trip felt real and you finally wanted some peace.
A payment at 23:58 that became a group ritual, and a perfect Kenji move.
Ben finally committed to next year's trip, and it took him 47 days to say yes.
Mimi's advice
Mimi predicts
Mimi's final word
You planned it, you chased it, and somehow you still don't own Gerald.
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